Pertol Hike Joke

$ has increased to 55 rupees.
Petrol prices to 78 rupees.
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Thank god, passing marks are still 35 only!!

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Once In a school a math lady Teacher Asked the question to a 5 class Students

Bacchu bato agar eak branch mai 3 birds baithe hai orr eak shikari ne eak bird ko goli maare tu kitne bacche ,

A smart Boy Replied :  eak bhe nahi bacche madam.

Lady Teacher : nahi baita shikari ne eak ko maar deya tu Doo Bacche , waise aapke sochne ka tarika accha tha .

Boy Frusted and raised His hand

Smart Boy : madam eak Question mera bbhe hai

Agar eak Icecream ke dukan par 3 Ladies Ice cream kha rahe hai : eak Chat ke kha rahe hai , eak choos Ke kha rahe aur eak Khaat ke kha rahe hai tu

Who is Married ?

Lady Teacher : Jo Choos Ke Kha rahe hai ..

Smart Boy Replied madam jiske gale mai Mangalsutra hai wo shaadi shuda hai,

BUT aapke sochne ka tarika accha tha .

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Engagement kw date FIX

Mere Parents ne Mujhe Bina Btaye meri Engagement fix   kr di h 21   july ko
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aur santa Ke GF inta kheke chali gaye

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Face Book joke

BOY- I can do anything 4 U.
Girl: will u die 4 me?
BOY- yes
Girl- will u delete ur facebook A/c 4 me?
BOY- jaa behan ghar ja..
Tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..

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R series Mobile

Nokia planning to Launch Rajnikant 'R' series Mobile phone in 2012 ::
20 sim
1 Year Battery Backup
1 TB memory
1000 mega pixel camera

In build
TV
Washing machine
Oven
Fridge
Mini rocket launcher
Mini AK 47
and new special 24 G which is better than 3 G in this u can meet the person


Rasscall Mind It

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We WON ICC World Cup 2011

CONGRATULATION ................................ TO ALL OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........................................................................................

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Icc world Cup match V/S Sri Lanka

Aukaat Kya Hai Sri Lanks?????
India Ka Map lene Jao Unka Free Milta Hai ........

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ICC WORLD CUP India v/s Australia

Pointing Apne Biwi se :
                                 Mujhe Chai dena .
Biwi    :
            Biwi   ne chai plate mai daal ke diya .

Pointing: Ghusse se bola cup mai daal ke do!

Wifi:
      CUP tu tera baap Dhon ................

haaaa   nice one na !

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My Question Paper and mine brilliant Answers


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Son and Mom

A mom Passing by her son's bed room was astonished.D bed was nicely made and every thing was packed .She saw an envelop on the Bed .It Addressed "MOM"
 She Opened the envelop and read the letter wid trembling hands
Dear Mom,
Its wid gr8 regret dat I m writing to U . I had to Run away wid my galfrend coz i wana avoid scene wid  Dad n U .
I 'v been finding real passion wid her and she is so nice even her Dimple cheeks and sweet and good character don't worry Mom I m 21 yrs old I know how to take care of Myself some day I will come and Visit U so  U can get  to Know ur grand children

A tear trickled down as she read on



 Mom,
None of the above is true !

 I m at neighbors  house  I just wana remind u  dat their r worse things in life dan my report Card  On desk  please signed it and call whn its safe for me come HOME

Your Loving Son

Gaurav  

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